// makeMenu(var1, var2, var3, title, url, target, end)
makeMenu(0,-1,-1,'STORYLINES','http://flem.keenspace.com/')
makeMenu(0,0,-1,'The Jay Archives','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19990904.html')
makeMenu(0,0,0,'In the Beginning','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19990904.html')
makeMenu(0,0,1,'Jack Goes  Goth','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19990917.html')
makeMenu(0,0,2,'Mormon Hunting','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19990926.html')
makeMenu(0,0,3,'A Good Idea','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19991006.html')
makeMenu(0,0,4,'The Bus Ride - starring Ralph of  EN','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19991020.html')
makeMenu(0,0,5,'No Talking Animals','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19991101.html')
makeMenu(0,0,6,'Enter the Blonde  Slut','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19991115.html')
makeMenu(0,0,7,'Jay Gets a Job','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19991126.html')
makeMenu(0,0,8,'A New Apartment','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19991222.html')
makeMenu(0,0,9,'Texas Goth Club','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19991228.html')
makeMenu(0,0,10,'A Plague of Sex  in the Metroplex','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000116.html')
makeMenu(0,0,11,'Raccoon\'s Night Out - Starring Ronnie and Becks of RR','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000201.html')
makeMenu(0,0,12,'A Dog Named Kielbasa','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000205.html')
makeMenu(0,0,13,'The Jesus Clone','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000214.html')
makeMenu(0,0,14,'Jay\'s First Tornado','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000224.html')
makeMenu(0,0,15,'Jay Gets His Flava On','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000317.html')
makeMenu(0,0,16,'Faith Comes to Visit - or vice versa','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000331.html')
makeMenu(0,0,17,'MK the Movie','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000429.html')
makeMenu(0,0,18,'Jay Helps the Poor Animals','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000508.html')
makeMenu(0,0,19,'Jay is a Bitch Mode - Starring Greg Dean of Real Life and Dave Wyndorf of Monster Magnet','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000523.html')
makeMenu(0,0,20,'Wireless Phones Are Evil','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000612.html')
makeMenu(0,0,21,'Getting an STD Test','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000630.html')
makeMenu(0,0,22,'Dungeons and Plagiarism','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000722.html')
makeMenu(0,0,23,'Thanksgiving With Cthonic Foulness','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000803.html')
makeMenu(0,0,24,'Jack Gets Obsessed','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000809.html')
makeMenu(0,0,25,'Jay Turns 21 and Gets Tattooed','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000830.html')
makeMenu(0,0,26,'Clam Smacking Next Door','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20000918.html')
makeMenu(0,0,27,'Fast Forward to Now','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20001029.html')
makeMenu(0,0,28,'A Chick Named Ella or How I Learned to Be a Fucking Geek','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20001105.html')
makeMenu(0,0,29,'All Caught Up to Now','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20001208.html')
makeMenu(0,1,-1,'Old School Flem','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/19990301.html')
makeMenu(0,2,-1,'BMF','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20030215.html')
makeMenu(0,3,-1,'Goth Gerbil Interviews','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20030326.html')
makeMenu(0,4,-1,'Bad Dog City','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20030430.html')
makeMenu(0,5,-1,'Angry Patriot Boy 2004','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20030711.html')
makeMenu(0,6,-1,'Darkness And Light Preview','http://flem.keenspace.com/d/20050117.html')
makeMenu(1,-1,-1,'OTHER COMICS','http://flem.keenspace.com/')
makeMenu(1,0,-1,'Two Lumps: The Adventures of Ebenezer and Snooch','http://twolumps.keenspace.com','_blank')
makeMenu(1,1,-1,'Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles','http://www.neilswaab.com/comics/wiggles/index.html','_blank')
makeMenu(1,2,-1,'Paste','http://paste.fissure.org/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,3,-1,'Cyberbooty','http://www.cyberbooty.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,4,-1,'Something Positive','http://www.somethingpositive.net/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,5,-1,'Sex and Violence','http://www.mrbang.net/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,6,-1,'Queen of Wands','http://www.queenofwands.net/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,7,-1,'The Devil\'s Panties','http://thedevilspanties.keenspace.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,8,-1,'Red Meat','http://www.redmeat.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,9,-1,'Space Moose','http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/spacemoose/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,10,-1,'Shaw Island','http://www.shaw-island.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,11,-1,'Nowhere Girl','http://nowheregirl.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,12,-1,'Real Life','http://www.reallifecomics.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,13,-1,'Mini-Manga','http://www.minimanga.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,14,-1,'Girly','http://www.go-girly.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,15,-1,'P.L.I.F.','http://www.plif.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,16,-1,'Future Retard','http://www.noapologiespress.com/futureretard/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,17,-1,'Purple Pussy','http://www.purplepussy.net/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,18,-1,'Ronnie Raccoon','http://ronnieraccoon.keenspace.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,19,-1,'Edible Dirt','http://catmydog.keenspace.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,20,-1,'Penny Arcade','http://www.penny-arcade.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,21,-1,'Sexy Losers','http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,22,-1,'Mac Hall','http://www.machall.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,23,-1,'Fetus X','http://www.fetusx.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,24,-1,'Broadband My Ass','http://www.broadband-my-ass.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,25,-1,'Bite Me','http://www.projectkooky.com/dylan/biteme/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,26,-1,'Chopping Block','http://www.choppingblock.org/','_blank')
makeMenu(1,27,-1,'Writhe and Shine','http://www.writheandshine.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,-1,-1,'LINKS','http://flem.keenspace.com/')
makeMenu(2,0,-1,'Bucket of FLEM','http://creativetorment.com/phpBB2/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,1,-1,'F.T.A.','http://www.fuckthearmy.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,2,-1,'OPI8','http://www.opi8.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,3,-1,'Evil Sorcery','http://www.smappdooda.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,4,-1,'Just Plain Godly','http://www.cameron-rogers.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,5,-1,'Stile','http://www.stileproject.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,6,-1,'The White House','http://www.whitehouse.org/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,7,-1,'Bartcop.com','http://www.bartcop.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,8,-1,'No More Fake News','http://www.nomorefakenews.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,9,-1,'Bush Toons','http://www.bush-toons.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,10,-1,'Trip Device','http://www.thetripdevice.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,11,-1,'KMFDM','http://www.kmfdm.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,12,-1,'M.S.I.','http://www.mindlessselfindulgence.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,13,-1,'Slayer','http://www.americanrecordings.com/slayer/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,14,-1,'Static-X','http://www.static-x.xom/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,15,-1,'89.3 KNON','http://knon.org/new/index.php','_blank')
makeMenu(2,16,-1,'Rocket Radio','http://www.rocket-radio.org/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,17,-1,'Utopia!','http://games.swirve.com/utopia/','_blank')
makeMenu(2,18,-1,'Expose Their Damned Lies!','http://www.snopes.com/','_blank')
makeMenu(3,-1,-1,'MERCHANDISE!','http://flem.keenspace.com','_blank')
makeMenu(3,0,-1,'Tee Shirts n Shit','http://www.cafeshops.com/flemco','_blank')
makeMenu(3,1,-1,'PTOOEY: FLEM Comics 2003','http://www.cafeshops.com/flemcobook','_blank')
makeMenu(4,-1,-1,'DONATE','http://flem.keenspace.com/donate.html')
makeMenu(5,-1,-1,'ABOUT','http://flem.keenspace.com/')
makeMenu(5,0,-1,'Author Info','http://flem.keenspace.com/author.html')
makeMenu(5,1,-1,'History of FLEM','http://flem.keenspace.com/history.html')
makeMenu(5,2,-1,'Rantings of the Author','http://www.livejournal.com/users/flemco/','_blank')
makeMenu(5,3,-1,'Email','mailto:flemcomics@yahoo.com','',1)